Khloé Kardashian and Kris Jenner Shaded Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson So Hard in the New ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Trailer - Cosmopolitan.com

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• Khloé Kardashian just surprise-dropped the shadiest Keeping Up With the Kardashians trailer in TV history.
• In it, the Kardashian-Jenner family throws all kinds of hints about how much they’re over Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson for allegedly hooking up behind Khloé’s back.

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You guys, we MUST talk about that Keeping Up With the Kardashians trailer that just came out. It is hands down the shadiest thing you will ever witness in your lifetime, and it has everything to do with Jordyn Woods, Tristan Thompson, and Khloé Kardashian.

If you thought filming for season 16 wrapped before news of Tristan and Jordyn’s situationship broke, you are in for a real treat, doll. Apparently, this season filmed right up until this month, which means we get to witness this whole thing play out on E! starting March 31. Anyone else feeling like a 5-year-old kid on Christmas Eve right about now?

Just a few minutes ago, Khloé shared the official trailer for the season, and the family is going IN on Jordyn and Tristan. The trailer opens with a shot of one of Kanye West’s increasingly puzzling Sunday Service performances and beginning of the song “Runaway” playing in the background. Then it flashes to Khloé crying and saying, “It just sucks that it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show. This is my life.” At this point, the music swells, Khloé screams, “My family was ruined!” and the lyrics come in.

Now, this is perhaps the shadiest thing of all because the lyrics of the song go something like this:

“And I always find, yeah I always find somethin’ wrong
You been puttin’ up wit my shit just way too long
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
So I think it’s time for us to have a toast

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags
Let’s have a toast for the assholes
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can”

Then! Oh baby, it gets better. Kris Jenner comes in and Gives! A! Toast! To! Jordyn! Freaking! Woods! There are levels to this! Not to stir the pot, but it really sounds like they just compared Jordyn to those lyrics. Like, did Jordan Peele write this trailer? It’s truly impressive.

I’m gonna need some time to recover from this. In the meantime, please enjoy the trailer:

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2019-03-27 16:50:00Z
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